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Why Tesla's Stock Tanked: Politics, Panic, or Something Else?
Alright, listen up. You ever notice how Wall Street loves panicking? I swear, it's their favorite sport. Why Tesla’s Stock Really Took a...
Rebellionaire Staff
Mar 102 min read
OpenAI & Sam Altman’s High-Stakes Circus: Billion-Dollar Chaos, Lawsuits, and What Happens If Musk Buys OpenAI
Remember when OpenAI was just a scrappy little nonprofit trying to make AI safe for humanity? Yeah, those days are so over. Now it’s a...
Rebellionaire Staff
Feb 122 min read
DOGE: Trump, Musk, and the Executive Order That Changes the Game
The media got it wrong. Again. If you’ve been hearing about DOGE and assumed it had something to do with a new government agency (or...
Rebellionaire Staff
Feb 113 min read
Tesla Earnings Call, DOGE, FAFO, and more
Clip taken from our weekly livestream. Tune in Tuesdays at 4 PM EDT on X or YouTube. Tesla Earnings Call Alright, let’s talk about this...
Rebellionaire Staff
Feb 63 min read
X Money Account: Elon Musk’s Bold Bet on Payments
Alright, let’s talk about context —because without it, you’re just a dude yelling “fire” in a crowded theater when all you really meant...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 313 min read
Austin 2025: Robotaxis Are Coming
The Big Announcement Tesla just made a game-changing announcement on their Q4 2024 earnings call: Robotaxi service. Austin, Texas. June...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 303 min read
The Media Meltdown Over 'Elon Nazi' Claims
So, Elon walks onto a stage, throws his hand up in excitement, and suddenly half the internet is clutching their pearls, screaming, "Nazi...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 244 min read
Elon Speed-Running Reality: How Musk Is Winning Every Game He Plays
So, Elon Musk. Speed-running reality like he’s on some cosmic video game level. It’s wild, isn’t it? The guy doesn’t just walk into...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 173 min read
Elon Musk’s $400 Billion Milestone: The Good, The Weird, and The Questions It Raises
So, Elon Musk just crossed the $400 billion milestone. Not his company, him. That’s a number so massive it sounds fake—like Monopoly...
Rebellionaire Staff
Dec 16, 20243 min read
Tesla Breaks $420: From Meme to Milestone
Well, it finally happened. Tesla broke $420/share. Somewhere, Elon Musk is probably lighting up a cigar, or something else, and laughing...
Rebellionaire Staff
Dec 12, 20242 min read
Elon Musk Pay Package Rejected: What It Means for Tesla
Debates are raging over the Elon Musk pay package, with critics calling it judicial overreach and supporters praising the focus on...
Rebellionaire Staff
Dec 3, 20243 min read
Can DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency) Save the Government?
Look, we’ve all said it: the government’s broken. But Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy think they’ve got the fix—something called the...
Rebellionaire Staff
Dec 2, 20242 min read
Elon Musk’s Predictions: Tesla AI Advancements, Optimus Robots, and an Age of Abundance
Alright, let’s get real about Elon Musk. No one makes predictions quite like him. He’s the guy who went from building flamethrowers as a...
Rebellionaire Staff
Nov 21, 20243 min read
Polymath Innovators: Newton and Musk Across the Ages
The Imaginary Meeting: Newton vs. Musk Imagine, just for a sec, tossing Elon Musk and Sir Isaac Newton into the same room. I mean,...
Rebellionaire Staff
Nov 15, 20243 min read
Musk and Ramaswamy’s “Department of Government Efficiency” (DOGE) and The Impact on Tesla
You heard it right—Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy now lead the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE). Fitting name, right? But what...
Rebellionaire Staff
Nov 14, 20242 min read
Tesla Market Cap Hits $1 Trillion Post-Election
Tesla's Market Cap Just Hit $1 Trillion—But What Does That Even Mean? Alright, here we go again—Tesla’s market cap just hit $1 trillion....
Rebellionaire Staff
Nov 12, 20242 min read
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