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Tesla Q1 Earnings: What Investors Want vs. What We Actually Care About
Not All Investor Questions Are Created Equal The Say Technologies rankings are in. The most-voted questions from Tesla shareholders for...
Rebellionaire Staff
14 minutes ago3 min read


Tesla’s Best Feature—and No One Knows It
Elon just said your next Tesla might drive itself right to your house. No delivery driver. No app-hopping. Just… summon and wait. Wild,...
Rebellionaire Staff
1 day ago3 min read


Tesla’s All-American Flex: The Supply Chain Power Move Nobody’s Talking About
Ever look at your car and wonder how American it really is? Like, is it just wearing jeans and listening to Springsteen, or is it...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 103 min read

Tesla’s FSD (Supervised) Early Access Is Here—And Yeah, You Might Wanna Buckle Up
So guess what? Tesla just cracked open the gates on its FSD (Supervised) Early Access Program in the U.S.—and if you’ve already got Full...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 73 min read

Tariffs, Tesla, and the Ultimate Uno Reverse Card
Let’s get one thing straight: nobody actually wants tariffs. They’re the economic equivalent of stubbing your toe on the coffee...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 33 min read


Optimus Is About to Disrupt Automation Forever
Optimus Will Change Automation What if you could take the most boring, repetitive, mind-numbing factory jobs—and hand them off to a...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 22 min read
Tesla Stock Buybacks: The Billion-Dollar Cheat Code Hiding in Plain Sight
Why Play Defense When You’ve Got a Money Printer? Alright, let’s just get this out there—Tesla should be doing stock buybacks. Not just...
Rebellionaire Staff
Apr 13 min read


The Tesla Engineer Who Bet on Tesla Stock Options—and Mapped His Way to Freedom
Not Your Typical Tech Bro You ever meet someone who just gets it? Like, not in a “they went to all the right schools and wore Patagonia...
Rebellionaire Staff
Mar 283 min read


Tesla FSD: China? Check. Robotaxi? Next.
China Becomes Tesla FSD's Latest Proving Ground China just became Tesla FSD's latest proving ground. We pulled together a compilation of...
Rebellionaire Staff
Mar 272 min read


Tesla’s Back in Beast Mode in China—And the New Model Y Is Leading the Charge
Tesla China The Numbers Don't Lie You know how some people think Tesla's losing steam in China? Yeah… no. Not even close. Last week—March...
Rebellionaire Staff
Mar 262 min read


Tesla Stock Just Ripped 12% in a Day. Here’s What (Probably) Happened.
The Tesla Stock Setup: Pain, Panic, and a Whole Lot of Shorts Let’s rewind real quick. March 24, 2025. Tesla stock closes at $279.13, up...
Rebellionaire Staff
Mar 252 min read


Tesla’s FSD vs. China’s Chaos: 8 Real-World Wins That Prove the Tech is Leveling Up
Tesla’s Full Self-Driving (FSD) just took on one of the toughest driving environments on the planet—China’s bustling, unpredictable...
Rebellionaire Staff
Mar 243 min read
Can FSD Crack Europe? The Regulatory Mess Holding Tesla Back
Alright, let’s talk about something that should be straightforward but, thanks to bureaucratic nonsense, is anything but: Tesla’s Full...
Rebellionaire Staff
Mar 203 min read

Nvidia, GM, and the Battle for Autonomy: Should Tesla Be Worried?
Tesla has been the undisputed leader in autonomous driving, but Nvidia’s new partnership with General Motors (GM) is raising eyebrows....
Rebellionaire Staff
Mar 193 min read


Tesla Just Pulled Off a Huge Milestone in China—But It Wasn’t Pretty
Tesla Just Pulled Off a Huge Milestone in China Alright, let’s talk about Tesla’s Full Self-Driving (FSD) in China. Because if you...
Rebellionaire Staff
Mar 183 min read
Stock Market Chaos: Is This Just the Beginning?
Stock Market Chaos The market’s in full panic mode. Stocks are tanking. Tesla just got smacked down 15%. Crypto’s spiraling. Classic...
Rebellionaire Staff
Mar 173 min read


Tesla’s FSD in China: A Wild Ride Through the Chaos
Tesla’s Full Self-Driving (FSD) is finally hitting the streets of China, and let’s just say—it’s got guts. But is it ready for the...
Rebellionaire Staff
Mar 142 min read


Tesla Under Attack: Vandalism, Politics, and the Future of the Brand
Tesla Under Attack A War on Superchargers? Tesla's been catching strays lately—literally. Showrooms, charging stations, cars—vandalized....
Rebellionaire Staff
Mar 133 min read


Tesla vs. Xiaomi vs. Li Auto: The Self-Driving Showdown You Need to See
Tesla vs. Xiaomi vs. Li Auto: The Self-Driving Showdown You Need to See Autonomous driving isn’t just about who has the best tech—it’s...
Rebellionaire Staff
Mar 123 min read

Tesla Stock Tumbles—What’s Really Going On?
Tesla Stock Tumbles Amid Market Uncertainty Tesla stock tumbles, and if you're holding shares, you're feeling it. So what’s going on?...
Rebellionaire Staff
Mar 112 min read
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