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The Media Meltdown Over 'Elon Nazi' Claims
So, Elon walks onto a stage, throws his hand up in excitement, and suddenly half the internet is clutching their pearls, screaming, "Nazi...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 244 min read


Tesla’s Optimus Bot Is Getting Handsy—And That’s a Big Deal
You ever see a humanoid robot catch a ball and think, holy guacamole, we’re actually doing this? Yeah, me too. So, Elon drops another...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 233 min read


FSD 12.6 on Hardware 3: A Wild Ride in Frustration
FSD 12.6 on Hardware 3 Alright, let’s talk about the latest Tesla FSD 12.6 on hardware 3 update. Because wow, it’s a trip. And not always...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 223 min read


Tesla Cybercab and Robovan: Reinventing How We Move
You ever step into the future and feel like it just smacked you across the face? That’s how Scott and Bradford felt after diving into...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 203 min read


Tesla Stock Surge 2025: Hype, Hustle, and What’s Next
Alright, let’s talk Tesla. They’re crushing it right now. Like, record-breaking, meme-worthy, let’s-all-retire-on-Tesla-stock levels of...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 162 min read


Tesla Covered Call Strategy: An Experienced Take
Options trading. For most people, it’s like juggling chainsaws—sounds cool, but you’re probably losing a finger. For David, though, it’s...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 153 min read

Tesla Bot Production Timeline: A Billion-Dollar Fight?
Okay, let’s talk about the Tesla Bot. You know, the humanoid robot Elon Musk casually announced would revolutionize everything from...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 143 min read


Tesla's DIY Parts Move: Brilliant or a Total Gamble?
The DIY Dream: Tesla DIY Parts in Your Hands Alright, let’s break down Tesla’s newest curveball—selling parts straight to the people....
Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 93 min read


$TSLY: The Share-Destroying Trap Tesla Investors Should Avoid
Imagine holding Tesla stock for years, riding the ups and downs, only to wake up one day and realize 75% of your shares are gone. Poof....
Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 82 min read


Is It Time for Another Tesla Stock Split as Tesla Hits All-Time Highs?
Tesla’s stock is on fire again, climbing to all-time highs and leaving skeptics scrambling to justify their bearish takes. If history is...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 73 min read


The Tesla Covered Calls Hack Every Investor Should Know
If you’re holding Tesla stock, you’re sitting on more than just potential gains – you’re sitting on income opportunities. And no, I’m not...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 63 min read


Tesla AI and Robotics: How It Could Redefine the Game in 2025
Remember when people called Tesla just another “car company”? Feels like ancient history. If 2024 was Tesla quietly planting the seeds...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 32 min read


Is Tesla Energy Quietly Becoming the Next Profit Machine?
While everyone keeps their eyes glued to Cybertruck rollouts, Tesla’s AI-driven FSD breakthroughs, and Elon Musk’s latest antics on X,...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 23 min read


The Future Is Autonomous: Tesla Robotaxi Network Could Dominate 2025
New year, same Tesla—but this year, the gap might become uncrossable. It’s 2025. For anyone paying attention, this might just be the year...
Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 13 min read


Tesla’s Shanghai Megafactory: How It’s Changing the Game
Shanghai Megafactory Is Tesla’s Next Big Move You ever notice how Tesla just casually drops major game-changing news, and we all kinda...
Rebellionaire Staff
Dec 31, 20243 min read


A Holiday Toast to Tesla: Reflecting on 2024, the Wins, and What’s Next
The holidays are here. It’s that time of year when we look back at where we started, where we are, and where we’re going. And let’s be...
Rebellionaire Staff
Dec 25, 20243 min read


How Trump's AI Push Could Supercharge Tesla's Self-Driving Future
Tesla’s Lane Just Got Wider Buckle up, Teslanaires—Tesla’s self-driving game is about to get a serious boost, and it’s not just because...
Rebellionaire Staff
Dec 24, 20242 min read


Tesla’s FSD V13 Update: The Closest We’ve Ever Been to Autonomy
Tesla’s Full Self-Driving (FSD) updates tend to land with a mix of excitement, skepticism, and nitpicking. But V13? This one’s different....
Rebellionaire Staff
Dec 23, 20243 min read


Cybertruck FSD V13 Review: The Beast Learns to Drive
What Makes the Cybertruck FSD V13 Review So Important? Okay, picture this: you’re sitting in a literal tank on wheels—Tesla’s Cybertruck....
Rebellionaire Staff
Dec 20, 20242 min read


GM and Ford Quit Autonomy—What’s Next??
Well, GM and Ford just took their ball and went home. Yep, the two American giants who promised us roads full of robot cars decided it’s...
Rebellionaire Staff
Dec 20, 20243 min read
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