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Rebellionaire Staff
Feb 72 min read
Tesla’s Big Bet on Robotics: 10,000 Optimus Bots Coming Soon
Tesla Is Hiring—And Not for Cars BREAKING: Tesla is officially hiring engineers to prepare for the mass production of Optimus, their...


Rebellionaire Staff
Feb 63 min read
Tesla Earnings Call, DOGE, FAFO, and more
Clip taken from our weekly livestream. Tune in Tuesdays at 4 PM EDT on X or YouTube. Tesla Earnings Call Alright, let’s talk about this...


Rebellionaire Staff
Feb 52 min read
Cybertruck Tax Credit: A Game Changer for TSLA or Just Noise?
Tesla’s Cybertruck is finally rolling out, and now, buyers get an extra perk—a federal tax credit. Sounds great, right? More...


Rebellionaire Staff
Feb 42 min read
Tesla’s Latest Self-Driving Trick: What It Really Means
Context Matters Alright, let’s talk about context —because without it, people lose their damn minds. And nothing brings out a lack of...


Rebellionaire Staff
Feb 32 min read
The Starlink Satellite Reentry: A Fiery Farewell
A Nighttime Spectacle Alright, so imagine you’re just going about your night—maybe walking the dog, doomscrolling on your phone, or...


Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 313 min read
X Money Account: Elon Musk’s Bold Bet on Payments
Alright, let’s talk about context —because without it, you’re just a dude yelling “fire” in a crowded theater when all you really meant...


Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 303 min read
Austin 2025: Robotaxis Are Coming
The Big Announcement Tesla just made a game-changing announcement on their Q4 2024 earnings call: Robotaxi service. Austin, Texas. June...


Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 293 min read
Trump’s Tariffs: A Bold Move or Economic Gamble?
Context: Trump's Tariffs Alright, let’s talk about context —because apparently, we need to. So, Trump just threw out the idea of...


Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 282 min read
DeepSeek Just Blew Up the AI Market—Now What?
DeepSeek Just Blew Up Alright, let’s cut the corporate fluff— Big Tech just got blindsided. DeepSeek just blew up the AI race without...


Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 274 min read
Tesla Model Y Refresh: A Close Look at Juniper’s Glow-Up
Alright, let’s talk about the new Tesla Model Y refresh. You’ve probably seen the spy shots, the leaks, the speculation. Now that it’s...


Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 244 min read
The Media Meltdown Over 'Elon Nazi' Claims
So, Elon walks onto a stage, throws his hand up in excitement, and suddenly half the internet is clutching their pearls, screaming, "Nazi...


Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 233 min read
Tesla’s Optimus Bot Is Getting Handsy—And That’s a Big Deal
You ever see a humanoid robot catch a ball and think, holy guacamole, we’re actually doing this? Yeah, me too. So, Elon drops another...


Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 223 min read
FSD 12.6 on Hardware 3: A Wild Ride in Frustration
FSD 12.6 on Hardware 3 Alright, let’s talk about the latest Tesla FSD 12.6 on hardware 3 update. Because wow, it’s a trip. And not always...


Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 213 min read
Trump's U.S. Crypto Reserve: Strategic Genius or Just More Chaos?
Alright, so this one’s got everyone talking. Trump, the guy who once called Bitcoin a scam, is now flirting with the idea of setting up...


Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 203 min read
Tesla Cybercab and Robovan: Reinventing How We Move
You ever step into the future and feel like it just smacked you across the face? That’s how Scott and Bradford felt after diving into...


Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 173 min read
Elon Speed-Running Reality: How Musk Is Winning Every Game He Plays
So, Elon Musk. Speed-running reality like he’s on some cosmic video game level. It’s wild, isn’t it? The guy doesn’t just walk into...


Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 162 min read
Tesla Stock Surge 2025: Hype, Hustle, and What’s Next
Alright, let’s talk Tesla. They’re crushing it right now. Like, record-breaking, meme-worthy, let’s-all-retire-on-Tesla-stock levels of...


Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 153 min read
Tesla Covered Call Strategy: An Experienced Take
Options trading. For most people, it’s like juggling chainsaws—sounds cool, but you’re probably losing a finger. For David, though, it’s...

Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 143 min read
Tesla Bot Production Timeline: A Billion-Dollar Fight?
Okay, let’s talk about the Tesla Bot. You know, the humanoid robot Elon Musk casually announced would revolutionize everything from...


Rebellionaire Staff
Jan 133 min read
Nvidia's Project Digits: AI Supercomputer for Home Use (Because Why Not?)
source: Nvidia Alright, let's talk about Nvidia's latest brainchild, "Project Digits." You ever look at your gaming setup and think,...
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